The Magical Princess

The Magical Princess searched for a porno magazine that they liked to throw. It might be a fairly surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

The Magical Princess owned a bag of poop that they would sometimes drop. This could be considered a bizarre operation, to many, but not to the Princess, who considered it would be amazing. Strangely, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

The Magical Princess desired a helmet that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a helmet is the item to opt for.

The Magical Princess always had with them a hat that they sometimes demolish. This seems a new suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who felt that the idea was entertaining. A hat being the thing opted for.

The Magical Princess often carried a bottle of beer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a funny thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who feels it was sublime. A bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

The Magical Princess always kept a cucumber to experiment on. One might find this to be an unusual exercise, to me, but not to the Princess, who assumed it was magnificent. Honestly, a cucumber being the thing opted for.