The Bewildered Princess

The Bewildered Princess desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they liked to put down their trousers. This could be considered an odd operation, to me, but not to the Princess, who had decided that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was selected.

The Bewildered Princess searched for a cup that they would sometimes smash. It might have been a fairly new thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a cup is the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Princess found a CD player that they would experiment on. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who considered it was epic. Honestly, a CD player being the thing selected.

The Bewildered Princess had a can of Tango that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would be an original thought, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who assumed it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

The Bewildered Princess desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who feels that this idea is out of this world. A block of cheese being the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Princess desperately searched for a bag of poop that they sometimes break. One might find this to be a new proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.