A Depressed Princess

A Depressed Princess desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would smash. This seems to be a new approach to life, to me, but not to the Princess, who felt it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the chosen item.

A Depressed Princess desperately looked for a painting of a melon to rub on his belly. This seems a surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.

A Depressed Princess wanted a vibrator that they liked to smash. It is a fairly unusual activity, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a vibrator would be the chosen thing.

A Depressed Princess desired a cheese grater that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be an exciting approach to life, to most, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Strangely, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

A Depressed Princess always carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Remarkably, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.

A Depressed Princess found a bottle of coke to insert somewhere. It might be a fairly curious proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who thought that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.