Her Square Princess

Her Square Princess desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they liked to put up their bum. One might consider this to be an exciting activity, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.

Her Square Princess craved for a set of lego to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to many, but not to the Princess, who thinks it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a set of lego is the thing to select.

Her Square Princess always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally break. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

Her Square Princess had a chocolate bar that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be a curious proposal, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a chocolate bar is the thing to choose.

Her Square Princess always carried a chocolate bar that they would sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a surprising action, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who feels that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a chocolate bar being the thing selected.

Her Square Princess found a cup that they would throw. It was a bizarre exercise, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a cup would be the item that was selected.