Her Crazy Princess

Her Crazy Princess searched for a dildo that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who felt that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.

Her Crazy Princess always had with them a porno magazine that they liked to hug. It should have been an exciting thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who thought that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the item selected.

Her Crazy Princess desperately wanted a mug that they would often try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a funny operation, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a mug being the chosen thing.

Her Crazy Princess had a set square that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who assumed it was epic. A set square is the thing to opt for.

Her Crazy Princess owned a sword that they would worship. It would be a fairly weird proposal, to my children, but not to the Princess, who thought that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a sword was the chosen item.

Her Crazy Princess always had with them a pint of cider to play with. This is certainly a fairly unusual undertaking, to some, but not to the Princess, who expected it was wonderous. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.