The Depressed Princess

The Depressed Princess desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

The Depressed Princess desperately needed a bottle of beer that they sometimes smash. It might be a funny action, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

The Depressed Princess always carried a bag of poop that they liked to annihilate It was considered to be a fairly funny action, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

The Depressed Princess desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally demolish. This seems a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who assumed it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was opted for.

The Depressed Princess desired a radiator that they liked to sit and look at. One might find this to be an extraordinary activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who feels that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator being the chosen thing.

The Depressed Princess wanted a bag of poop that they liked to eat. It would have been a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who felt that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the item to select.