The Purple Princess

The Purple Princess desperately wanted a cup that they would occasionally eat. It would be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a cup being the item opted for.

The Purple Princess desperately desired a cheese grater that they would annihilate One might say this is a bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

The Purple Princess desperately desired a block of cheese that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. A block of cheese was the item that was chosen.

The Purple Princess desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my children, but not to the Princess, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a magic 8 ball is the thing to select.

The Purple Princess owned a bag of poop to eat. It was a new proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

The Purple Princess desperately searched for a little monkey that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey is the item to opt for.