The Dodgy Princess

The Dodgy Princess desperately needed a rubber johnny that they liked to sit and look at. It would be a weird thought, to some, but not to the Princess, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Princess needed a bat to worship. This might appear to be a fairly different thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who expected it would be magnificent. Strangely, a bat would be the item chosen.

The Dodgy Princess desperately needed a bag of poop that they would occasionally play with. It would be a fairly funny action, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

The Dodgy Princess desperately looked for a wig that they would sometimes embrace. This is certainly a curious action, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Princess owned a porno magazine that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is an astonishing suggestion, to you, but not to the Princess, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Princess desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes sleep with. It was a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.