The Ugly Princess

The Ugly Princess needed a toilet brush that they would often sleep with. It would have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Princess desperately needed a crown that they would often insert somewhere. One might say this is a weird suggestion, to most, but not to the Princess, who assumed it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown being the item selected.

The Ugly Princess desperately searched for a melon to put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who considered that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a melon would be the item chosen.

The Ugly Princess had a crown that they would sometimes put on his head. One might say this is an exciting thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown is the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Princess wanted a painting of a melon that they would often break. One might say this is a fairly different approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

The Ugly Princess desperately craved for a spade that they would hug. It is a fairly odd suggestion, to most, but not to the Princess, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a spade being the thing selected.