The Boring Princess

The Boring Princess looked for a pen that they would often demolish. This seems to be a weird thought, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a pen is the thing to choose.

The Boring Princess wanted a wig that they liked to break. It should have been a weird activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who had decided that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the item to select.

The Boring Princess needed a crown that they would occasionally break. This seems to be a fairly curious idea, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a crown is the item to select.

The Boring Princess desperately desired a painting of a melon that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly unusual undertaking, to me, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. A painting of a melon is the item to opt for.

The Boring Princess desperately needed a can of coke that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a fairly surprising exercise, to you, but not to the Princess, who considered that the idea was stunning. A can of coke was the thing that was selected.

The Boring Princess always kept a bottle of coke that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke of all things.