The Confused Princess

The Confused Princess searched for a pint of beer that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems a fairly original undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer having that done to it

The Confused Princess desperately craved for a CD player that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is a fairly weird thought, to most, but not to the Princess, who considered that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.

The Confused Princess desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would often put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly odd activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. A bag of poop being the thing opted for.

The Confused Princess often carried a custard pie that they would occasionally play with. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to most, but not to the Princess, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the thing to choose.

The Confused Princess found a ball to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a somewhat surprising activity, to some, but not to the Princess, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Princess always kept a painting of a melon that they would occasionally embrace. It would have been a fairly original suggestion, to me, but not to the Princess, who considered that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.