Dodgy Princess

Dodgy Princess carried a big sponge that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

Dodgy Princess owned a piece of paper that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a weird proposal, to some, but not to the Princess, who thinks that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

Dodgy Princess craved for a teapot to put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly strange activity, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

Dodgy Princess always carried a CD player that they sometimes break. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a CD player was the chosen thing.

Dodgy Princess desperately desired a can of Tango that they sometimes sleep with. It would have been a fairly different activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

Dodgy Princess searched for a vibrator that they liked to annihilate It would be a fairly new action, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who assumed that this idea is sublime. A vibrator was the item that was selected.