His Different Queen

His Different Queen desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would often drop. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising activity, to my children, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

His Different Queen always kept a radiator that they would smash. It is a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a radiator is the thing to select.

His Different Queen often carried a stapler that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered an extraordinary operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. A stapler was the thing that was opted for.

His Different Queen always kept a vibrator that they would often share. It would have been a fairly new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who considered that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

His Different Queen always kept a bag of poop that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly original exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

His Different Queen wanted a rubber chicken that they would often insert somewhere. It would have been an unusual exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.