The Stupid Queen

The Stupid Queen needed a sword that they liked to experiment on. One might say this is a curious action, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a sword was the chosen thing.

The Stupid Queen desperately wanted a tomato that they would often sit and look at. It would be an extraordinary thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato being the thing selected.

The Stupid Queen desperately searched for a stapler that they liked to hug. It might be a bizarre idea, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was fun. Honestly, a stapler was the chosen item.

The Stupid Queen desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would occasionally embrace. It is a fairly strange thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Queen wanted a porno magazine to smash. It should be a fairly peculiar exercise, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a porno magazine is the item to select.

The Stupid Queen desperately looked for a CD player that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a weird action, to me, but not to the Queen, who felt it would be epic. Who would have thought, a CD player being the item selected.