Purple Queen

Purple Queen wanted a magic 8 ball to play with. It might have been a fairly strange undertaking, to some, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. A magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.

Purple Queen looked for a spade that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising action, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a spade was the item that was chosen.

Purple Queen needed a pint of beer that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly weird proposal, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

Purple Queen desired a stapler that they liked to insert somewhere. It was an unusual activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a stapler being the thing opted for.

Purple Queen always had with them a pencil sharpener that they sometimes eat. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a pencil sharpener having that done to it

Purple Queen always kept a mug that they would play with. It should have been a funny proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a mug is the thing to select.