My Ugly Queen

My Ugly Queen looked for a bag of poop that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should have been a fairly different thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. A bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

My Ugly Queen desired a porno magazine that they would occasionally smash. One might say this is a fairly bizarre idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

My Ugly Queen often carried a little monkey that they would sometimes eat. One might consider this to be an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

My Ugly Queen desperately craved for a bat to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly curious action, to me, but not to the Queen, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a bat was the chosen thing.

My Ugly Queen found a dildo that they sometimes break. One might say this is a strange suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

My Ugly Queen desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would sometimes break. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual exercise, to many, but not to the Queen, who expected that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.