The Exceptional Queen

The Exceptional Queen always had with them a block of cheese that they would often experiment on. It should be a funny approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. A block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Queen found a sack of potatoes that they would share. This seems a fairly astonishing action, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Queen carried a condom that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was an astonishing proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a condom was the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Queen desired a porno magazine that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who thought that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Queen searched for a block of cheese that they would play with. One might say this is an original suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

The Exceptional Queen had a piece of paper to throw. It would have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.