The Jolly Queen

The Jolly Queen always had with them a teapot to play with. It would be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who thought it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.

The Jolly Queen wanted a can of coke to share. It would be a curious idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who had decided that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the chosen item.

The Jolly Queen had a pen that they would put up their bum. It should have been a bizarre activity, to me, but not to the Queen, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a pen being the chosen thing.

The Jolly Queen often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who felt it was epic. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.

The Jolly Queen needed a chocolate bar to rub on his belly. This is certainly an astonishing idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the item that was selected.

The Jolly Queen always kept a big sponge that they would occasionally demolish. It was considered to be an odd thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who expected it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the item to select.