Her Ugly Queen

Her Ugly Queen desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put on his head. This is certainly a curious idea, to me, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.

Her Ugly Queen desperately craved for a vibrator that they liked to demolish. It would be an exciting exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea is exciting. A vibrator being the item opted for.

Her Ugly Queen often carried a pint of beer that they would occasionally play with. It is a fairly original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who thought it was awesome. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the item selected.

Her Ugly Queen had a pint of beer that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems to be a fairly curious idea, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

Her Ugly Queen always kept a melon that they liked to share. It is a bizarre exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a melon being the chosen item.

Her Ugly Queen craved for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes sleep with. It would have been a fairly weird operation, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who had decided it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.