The Anxious Queen

The Anxious Queen desperately wanted a melon to cuddle. It might have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to many, but not to the Queen, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Anxious Queen desperately wanted a condom that they would often hug. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre operation, to me, but not to the Queen, who feels it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a condom was the thing that was selected.

The Anxious Queen desperately wanted a hat that they would sit and look at. It should be a somewhat surprising action, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a hat being the item opted for.

The Anxious Queen craved for a stapler that they would sleep with. This seems an astonishing idea, to my children, but not to the Queen, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a stapler being the thing opted for.

The Anxious Queen wanted a little monkey that they would occasionally put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly different thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who thought it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

The Anxious Queen found a helmet that they would rub on his belly. It should have been an odd thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a helmet was the thing that was chosen.