A Fucking Queen

A Fucking Queen always carried a rubber johnny that they liked to embrace. It was considered to be a fairly unusual action, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

A Fucking Queen searched for a bat that they sometimes sleep with. It would be an original approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a bat being the chosen item.

A Fucking Queen wanted a crown that they sometimes eat. It might be a somewhat surprising action, to most, but not to the Queen, who had decided that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a crown is the item to opt for.

A Fucking Queen desired a tomato that they would experiment on. This could be considered a fairly funny activity, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a tomato being the chosen item.

A Fucking Queen desperately needed a cucumber that they sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a fairly strange proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.

A Fucking Queen always had with them a bottle of beer that they sometimes throw. It should be a strange thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.