His Fucking Queen

His Fucking Queen desired a condom that they sometimes worship. This might appear to be a peculiar idea, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a condom is the thing to select.

His Fucking Queen looked for a bat that they would often put in the bath with him. It is a fairly original thought, to me, but not to the Queen, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bat being the chosen thing.

His Fucking Queen desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they sometimes play with. This could be considered a fairly weird proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

His Fucking Queen always carried a condom that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a peculiar suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who feels it would be epic. Remarkably, a condom having that done to it

His Fucking Queen wanted a rubber johnny that they sometimes worship. It would be a fairly bizarre activity, to some, but not to the Queen, who expected it would be sublime. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

His Fucking Queen owned a rubber johnny that they would occasionally hug. It would be a fairly funny idea, to my children, but not to the Queen, who thinks that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.