The Retarded Queen

The Retarded Queen found a cucumber that they would throw. It should have been a strange undertaking, to me, but not to the Queen, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Queen searched for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered an astonishing activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

The Retarded Queen craved for a wig to experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to some, but not to the Queen, who feels it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a wig was the thing that was opted for.

The Retarded Queen desired a bottle of wine that they would often drop. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Queen desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would occasionally embrace. This might appear to be a fairly odd suggestion, to you, but not to the Queen, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. A rubber chicken being the chosen item.

The Retarded Queen always had with them a wig that they would sometimes experiment on. It was an astonishing proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a wig is the thing to opt for.