The Worrisome Queen

The Worrisome Queen wanted a bottle of beer that they would often try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly original proposal, to some, but not to the Queen, who thought it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

The Worrisome Queen always kept a lava lamp that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

The Worrisome Queen often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would often sleep with. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

The Worrisome Queen searched for a can of Tango that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

The Worrisome Queen always kept a can of coke that they liked to smash. It is considered to be an extraordinary idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

The Worrisome Queen always kept a helmet that they would often insert somewhere. It should have been a strange exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the chosen thing.