His Stupid Queen

His Stupid Queen desired a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes hug. It is a fairly original operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

His Stupid Queen found a can of Tango to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. A can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

His Stupid Queen always kept a rubber chicken that they would sometimes play with. This could be considered a peculiar idea, to my children, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken of all things.

His Stupid Queen searched for a little monkey that they would put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly funny thought, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

His Stupid Queen searched for a set square that they would occasionally share. It was considered to be a fairly strange action, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who expected it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a set square would be the thing that was chosen.

His Stupid Queen always had with them a toilet brush that they liked to put up their bum. It was a peculiar exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.