The Weary Queen

The Weary Queen carried a pencil sharpener that they would often break. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

The Weary Queen looked for a porno magazine that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. A porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Queen desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they liked to sleep with. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball being the thing selected.

The Weary Queen often carried a big sponge that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly strange operation, to you, but not to the Queen, who assumed it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Queen desperately needed a computer that they would try to nail to the wall. It would be an exciting action, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who thinks it would be fun. Honestly, a computer being the thing opted for.

The Weary Queen desperately looked for a helmet to put down their trousers. It might be a strange idea, to my children, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a helmet is the item to choose.