His Boring Queen

His Boring Queen desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.

His Boring Queen desperately searched for a dildo that they would occasionally embrace. This could be considered an odd exercise, to my children, but not to the Queen, who had decided it would be spectacular. A dildo was the item that was selected.

His Boring Queen owned a condom that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a fairly odd suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

His Boring Queen had a vibrator that they sometimes throw. It should be a surprising exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a vibrator was the chosen thing.

His Boring Queen often carried a stretchman that they would often experiment on. It is an unusual activity, to my children, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

His Boring Queen owned a bag of poop that they would occasionally worship. This seems a different activity, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. A bag of poop would be the item that was selected.