A Crazy Queen

A Crazy Queen craved for a bat to demolish. It should be an exciting idea, to some, but not to the Queen, who felt it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the item to select.

A Crazy Queen found a CD player that they would occasionally put on his head. It might be an original proposal, to you, but not to the Queen, who considered it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the item that was opted for.

A Crazy Queen always carried a spade that they would occasionally play with. It was a strange operation, to some, but not to the Queen, who considered it was simply life. Strangely, a spade being the thing opted for.

A Crazy Queen always had with them a sword that they sometimes play with. This might appear to be a fairly different approach to life, to you, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a sword is the item to opt for.

A Crazy Queen desperately needed a stapler to rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly unusual thought, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who thinks it was epic. Remarkably, a stapler being the thing opted for.

A Crazy Queen desperately needed a porno magazine that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might consider this to be an unusual undertaking, to most, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.