The Crypting Queen

The Crypting Queen always kept a cucumber that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who thinks it would be awesome. Remarkably, a cucumber is the item to select.

The Crypting Queen desperately wanted a mug to sit and look at. It would be a fairly odd undertaking, to most, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a mug being the item opted for.

The Crypting Queen always had with them a bag of flour that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a funny approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour is the thing to select.

The Crypting Queen always kept a piece of paper that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a fairly different exercise, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

The Crypting Queen often carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes annihilate It was considered to be a fairly funny operation, to many, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

The Crypting Queen desperately searched for a can of Tango to hug. It was considered to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to some, but not to the Queen, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.