The Confused Queen

The Confused Queen looked for a dildo that they would experiment on. It would be an exciting idea, to me, but not to the Queen, who expected that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

The Confused Queen desperately needed a little monkey that they would sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a fairly astonishing thought, to me, but not to the Queen, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the item that was selected.

The Confused Queen had a bag of poop that they liked to eat. It might be an original idea, to some, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

The Confused Queen always carried a mug to annihilate This is certainly a fairly surprising action, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. A mug would be the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Queen always kept a helmet that they would often throw. It would be a strange exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a helmet being the chosen thing.

The Confused Queen wanted a computer that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems an exciting action, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a computer would be the thing that was chosen.