His Horny Queen

His Horny Queen desperately desired a hat that they liked to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a hat is the thing to choose.

His Horny Queen wanted a pint of beer that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

His Horny Queen desperately wanted a CD player that they sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be a peculiar suggestion, to me, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a CD player being the item opted for.

His Horny Queen had a cheese grater that they sometimes worship. This could be considered a fairly funny approach to life, to my children, but not to the Queen, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

His Horny Queen looked for a piece of paper to try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

His Horny Queen wanted a can of Tango that they would often embrace. One might say this is a fairly curious operation, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. A can of Tango being the item selected.