My Retarded Queen

My Retarded Queen desperately needed a sponge that they liked to cuddle. It is a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to some, but not to the Queen, who expected it would be fun. Strangely, a sponge being the chosen item.

My Retarded Queen desperately looked for a bat that they would try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a bizarre action, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bat is the item to choose.

My Retarded Queen craved for a set square to break. One might say this is a strange thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a set square would be the item that was selected.

My Retarded Queen desperately searched for a ball to drop. It might have been a bizarre approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who expected that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a ball being the chosen thing.

My Retarded Queen often carried a sponge that they would often put down their trousers. This might appear to be a weird thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

My Retarded Queen desperately desired a stapler that they would often share. This might appear to be a bizarre thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.