Adorable Queen

Adorable Queen found a crown that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly strange idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a crown was the chosen thing.

Adorable Queen needed a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might say this is a bizarre undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

Adorable Queen desired a block of cheese that they liked to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who considered it was awe-inspring. A block of cheese was the chosen thing.

Adorable Queen looked for a dildo that they liked to smash. It should be a fairly exciting thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a dildo being the thing selected.

Adorable Queen desperately desired a lava lamp that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Queen, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

Adorable Queen desperately needed a spade that they would sleep with. It was a fairly odd approach to life, to some, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a spade being the item opted for.