My Eccentric Queen

My Eccentric Queen desperately searched for a wig that they liked to annihilate It is an exciting exercise, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who thinks it was fun. A wig being the thing selected.

My Eccentric Queen always kept a pint of cider that they would put on his head. It was considered to be a strange proposal, to my children, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

My Eccentric Queen always had with them a toilet brush that they would occasionally sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly strange action, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who had decided it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush of all things.

My Eccentric Queen always had with them a pencil sharpener that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be an odd approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

My Eccentric Queen desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems an extraordinary activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who thought that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

My Eccentric Queen needed a cup that they sometimes play with. This might appear to be a curious operation, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who thinks it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cup would be the thing that was selected.