The Angry Queen

The Angry Queen desired a sack of potatoes that they would often experiment on. It was considered to be an unusual proposal, to most, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea was awesome. A sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

The Angry Queen had a lava lamp that they would occasionally play with. It should have been a weird exercise, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who expected that this idea was awesome. A lava lamp is the thing to choose.

The Angry Queen looked for a hat that they would occasionally smash. It would have been a peculiar undertaking, to me, but not to the Queen, who felt that this idea is wonderful. A hat is the thing to select.

The Angry Queen searched for a bottle of coke that they liked to drop. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a bottle of coke was the item that was selected.

The Angry Queen often carried a CD player that they liked to worship. It would be an exciting thought, to my children, but not to the Queen, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the item that was chosen.

The Angry Queen desperately desired a porno magazine that they would occasionally play with. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to most, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing to select.