The Fat Queen

The Fat Queen had a melon that they would sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be an unusual activity, to me, but not to the Queen, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a melon would be the item that was chosen.

The Fat Queen desperately needed a bottle of coke that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be an odd exercise, to some, but not to the Queen, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

The Fat Queen desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly strange proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who assumed it would be entertaining. A bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

The Fat Queen desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing activity, to you, but not to the Queen, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

The Fat Queen desperately desired a bat that they would occasionally embrace. It is a funny suggestion, to me, but not to the Queen, who expected that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a bat is the thing to choose.

The Fat Queen looked for a rubber chicken to put on his head. This is certainly a fairly strange operation, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.