Their Brainy Queen

Their Brainy Queen wanted a mug that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who had decided it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a mug was the chosen thing.

Their Brainy Queen always kept a radiator that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might say this is a bizarre exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who thought it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a radiator being the item selected.

Their Brainy Queen had a mug that they would sometimes demolish. It would have been a surprising undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a mug is the item to opt for.

Their Brainy Queen desperately craved for a dildo that they liked to play with. It would be a fairly astonishing idea, to most, but not to the Queen, who considered that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

Their Brainy Queen found a mug that they would put up their bum. It would be a new proposal, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who thinks it was fun. Remarkably, a mug would be the item that was selected.

Their Brainy Queen always carried a teapot to hug. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a teapot was the item that was selected.