My Funny Queen

My Funny Queen searched for a piece of paper to drop. This might appear to be a fairly new approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who had decided it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.

My Funny Queen had a sponge that they would often put down their trousers. It is a fairly original operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a sponge was the item that was chosen.

My Funny Queen desperately searched for a bottle of coke to drop. It is a bizarre activity, to me, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

My Funny Queen had a chocolate bar that they liked to insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

My Funny Queen desperately looked for a helmet that they would occasionally worship. It would have been a curious undertaking, to my children, but not to the Queen, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a helmet was the chosen item.

My Funny Queen always kept a hat that they would sometimes worship. This could be considered a fairly different suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who thought it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat is the thing to select.