The Stupid Queen

The Stupid Queen needed a helmet that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be an odd action, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who expected that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet would be the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Queen always had with them a magic 8 ball that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a weird and wonderful thought, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.

The Stupid Queen needed a wig that they would often sleep with. It is a fairly odd undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. A wig being the chosen item.

The Stupid Queen always kept a helmet that they would occasionally cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly weird activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. A helmet was the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Queen desired a vibrator that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly astonishing suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who considered that this idea is wonderous. A vibrator is the item to select.

The Stupid Queen wanted a mug that they sometimes sleep with. It should have been a strange suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who considered that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a mug being the item selected.