A Boring Queen

A Boring Queen searched for a bat that they liked to insert somewhere. It would have been a somewhat surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bat being the chosen thing.

A Boring Queen wanted a can of coke that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly original suggestion, to many, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. A can of coke was the thing that was opted for.

A Boring Queen always carried a teapot that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be an exciting undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a teapot would be the item that was selected.

A Boring Queen wanted a melon to put up their bum. This could be considered a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who considered that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

A Boring Queen always kept a porno magazine to share. This is certainly a fairly funny thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the thing selected.

A Boring Queen desperately searched for a little monkey that they would often play with. It might have been a fairly original operation, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a little monkey is the item to select.