Crypting Queen

Crypting Queen desperately needed a cheese grater that they would occasionally throw. It should have been an astonishing thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

Crypting Queen desperately wanted a sponge that they liked to put on his head. One might find this to be a strange thought, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who considered that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge would be the item that was selected.

Crypting Queen always carried a set square that they liked to throw. It might be a different undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a set square being the chosen thing.

Crypting Queen desperately looked for a vibrator that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the thing to choose.

Crypting Queen desperately craved for a computer that they would sometimes drop. It might have been an original undertaking, to some, but not to the Queen, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

Crypting Queen desperately searched for a pint of cider that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.