My Green Queen

My Green Queen carried a can of coke that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This is certainly a funny thing to do, to you, but not to the Queen, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

My Green Queen carried a painting of a melon that they would worship. It should have been a fairly weird thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a painting of a melon being the item selected.

My Green Queen desperately searched for a toilet brush that they sometimes embrace. It was a bizarre approach to life, to many, but not to the Queen, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.

My Green Queen always kept a porno magazine that they would cuddle. It should be a new undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who expected it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

My Green Queen often carried a mug that they would worship. It would have been a weird action, to many, but not to the Queen, who thought that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the item selected.

My Green Queen desperately looked for a pint of cider to put down their trousers. It should have been a different proposal, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.