The Angry Queen

The Angry Queen often carried a rubber chicken that they would sleep with. This could be considered a fairly odd activity, to me, but not to the Queen, who feels that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

The Angry Queen desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would rub on his belly. It was a fairly different approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who assumed that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.

The Angry Queen had a sponge that they liked to cuddle. It was considered to be an astonishing exercise, to most, but not to the Queen, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a sponge was the item that was chosen.

The Angry Queen had a pen that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who feels that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a pen was the thing that was selected.

The Angry Queen carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly strange thought, to my children, but not to the Queen, who thinks it would be epic. Honestly, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Queen carried a block of cheese to embrace. It would be an odd operation, to most, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea was epic. Strangely, a block of cheese being the item opted for.