The Confused Queen

The Confused Queen had a bottle of beer that they would put in the bath with him. This is certainly a different proposal, to most, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. A bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

The Confused Queen desperately searched for a set square that they would sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a fairly curious operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who considered that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

The Confused Queen desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would sleep with. It was a fairly odd approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

The Confused Queen always had with them a bag of flour that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly different idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour was the item that was selected.

The Confused Queen desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would worship. It was a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who considered it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

The Confused Queen always carried a CD player that they liked to worship. It should have been an exciting exercise, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who expected that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the item to select.