The Lucky Queen

The Lucky Queen desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would insert somewhere. It should have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

The Lucky Queen desired a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is a surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

The Lucky Queen owned a condom that they would sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be an astonishing activity, to me, but not to the Queen, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

The Lucky Queen owned a helmet that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a helmet is the thing to select.

The Lucky Queen owned a cheese grater that they would try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly weird thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

The Lucky Queen desperately looked for a sponge to break. One might say this is a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the item that was opted for.