His Special Queen

His Special Queen needed a crown to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an exciting thought, to my children, but not to the Queen, who feels that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown is the thing to choose.

His Special Queen carried a vibrator that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should be an odd thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

His Special Queen needed a radiator that they would rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my children, but not to the Queen, who had decided that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.

His Special Queen always had with them a rubber johnny that they would hug. It should be a fairly odd thought, to some, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

His Special Queen looked for a custard pie that they liked to drop. It should have been a strange thought, to many, but not to the Queen, who feels it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

His Special Queen had a block of cheese that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly an extraordinary thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the thing that was selected.