A Ugly Queen

A Ugly Queen owned a set square that they would often put up their bum. It would be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a set square being the thing selected.

A Ugly Queen always carried a cheese grater that they liked to worship. It might have been a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the item opted for.

A Ugly Queen needed a can of coke that they liked to share. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me, but not to the Queen, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the item to select.

A Ugly Queen found a big sponge to rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly astonishing idea, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.

A Ugly Queen always had with them a pint of beer that they would often cuddle. It might be an astonishing approach to life, to me, but not to the Queen, who expected it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

A Ugly Queen desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would often embrace. This is certainly a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.