His Dodgy Queen

His Dodgy Queen wanted a wig that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a peculiar action, to most, but not to the Queen, who considered it was awesome. Who would have thought, a wig being the thing opted for.

His Dodgy Queen always kept a little monkey to put up their bum. One might say this is a new activity, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Strangely, a little monkey would be the item chosen.

His Dodgy Queen desperately wanted a bat that they sometimes experiment on. It would be a fairly astonishing activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who thinks it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat of all things.

His Dodgy Queen wanted a CD player that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be a curious undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who feels it would be exciting. Remarkably, a CD player was the thing that was opted for.

His Dodgy Queen always kept a hat that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a hat is the thing to select.

His Dodgy Queen desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would sometimes eat. This is certainly a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who had decided it would be out of this world. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the item selected.