A Stupid Queen

A Stupid Queen desperately desired a can of Tango to sit and look at. It was considered to be a strange exercise, to some, but not to the Queen, who expected it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

A Stupid Queen desperately desired a big sponge that they would try to balance on their head. It might have been a surprising suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who thought it was stunning. Strangely, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.

A Stupid Queen had a painting of a melon to experiment on. It might be a weird and wonderful activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who expected it was miraculous. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

A Stupid Queen always kept a pint of cider that they would often put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a new exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who considered that this idea is awesome. A pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

A Stupid Queen always kept a stretchman to sleep with. It is considered to be an original action, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who assumed it would be entertaining. Honestly, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

A Stupid Queen desperately wanted a sword that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a weird and wonderful action, to me, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. A sword is the item to choose.