Her Foolish Queen

Her Foolish Queen wanted a pencil sharpener that they would break. One might say this is a peculiar thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who thought it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to select.

Her Foolish Queen always kept a painting of a melon that they would put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre action, to my children, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.

Her Foolish Queen always had with them a melon that they would sometimes worship. This seems a fairly astonishing action, to many, but not to the Queen, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon being the thing selected.

Her Foolish Queen craved for a big sponge to put down their trousers. It was a fairly surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who thought it was awe-inspring. A big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Foolish Queen needed a cucumber that they sometimes cuddle. It might have been a fairly weird exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the item selected.

Her Foolish Queen desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would put down their trousers. It was a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the item to select.